lil charlie
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My ex-wife is super dumb, so is my boss (I’ll get to that one next).
One time we were all sitting around playing poker when my ex-wife said something stupid; don’t remember what it was but it prompted the following conversation which took place in front of 20 of our closest friends.
Me: That didn’t make any sense; I’m putting you on the short bus.
Ex-wife: What are you talking about?
Me: You know, the short slow bus!
She looked me straight I the eyes and said:
Ex-wife: Those busses don’t go any slower than the rest of them…..
It took 20 people laughing at her for 5 mins before she got it.
My boss said something super dumb the other day too. He’s trying to quit smoking so to help ease the pain he starting dipping, (counter productive I know) so I starting giving him a little crap because he’s also my long time best friend. He was using the dip that comes in little pouches so I asked him why he was being a girl about it. If you’re going to dip at least do it like a real man and get rid of the silly pouches. He told me he was using the pouches so he doesn’t get addicted. WOW, how dumb do you have to be to think the pouch is going to keep you from getting addicted? I told him how stupid that sounded and he STIL argued with me. I ended the conversation by asking him why people get addicted to cigarettes if they have filters. He just flipped me off and walked out of the room. At least he quit dipping too….. What stupid stuff have you or your friends said?
One time we were all sitting around playing poker when my ex-wife said something stupid; don’t remember what it was but it prompted the following conversation which took place in front of 20 of our closest friends.
Me: That didn’t make any sense; I’m putting you on the short bus.
Ex-wife: What are you talking about?
Me: You know, the short slow bus!
She looked me straight I the eyes and said:
Ex-wife: Those busses don’t go any slower than the rest of them…..
It took 20 people laughing at her for 5 mins before she got it.
My boss said something super dumb the other day too. He’s trying to quit smoking so to help ease the pain he starting dipping, (counter productive I know) so I starting giving him a little crap because he’s also my long time best friend. He was using the dip that comes in little pouches so I asked him why he was being a girl about it. If you’re going to dip at least do it like a real man and get rid of the silly pouches. He told me he was using the pouches so he doesn’t get addicted. WOW, how dumb do you have to be to think the pouch is going to keep you from getting addicted? I told him how stupid that sounded and he STIL argued with me. I ended the conversation by asking him why people get addicted to cigarettes if they have filters. He just flipped me off and walked out of the room. At least he quit dipping too….. What stupid stuff have you or your friends said?
