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> >
> > Why Did The
> > Chicken Cross The
> > Road?
> > SARAH PALIN:
> > The chicken crossed
> > the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a
> > maverick!
> > BARACK OBAMA:
> > Let me be perfectly
> > clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep
> their
> > eggs. No chicken will
> > be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs.
> > Period.
> > JOHN McCAIN:
> > My friends, the
> > chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
> to
> > engage in cooperation
> > and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of
> the
> > road.
> > HILLARY
> > CLINTON: What difference
> > at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the
> > road?
> > GEORGE W.
> > BUSH: We don't really
> > care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
> know
> > if the chicken is on
> > our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with
> us
> > or against us. There
> > is no middle ground here.
> > **** CHENEY:
> > Where's my
> > gun?
> > BILL CLINTON:
> > I did not cross the
> > road with that chicken.
> > AL GORE: I
> > invented the
> > chicken.
> > JOHN KERRY:
> > Although I voted to
> > let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It
> was
> > the wrong road to
> > cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
> intentions.
> > I am not for it now, and
> > will remain against it.
> > AL SHARPTON:
> > Why are all the
> > chickens white?
> > DR. PHIL: The
> > problem we have
> > here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
> > first deal with the problem
> > on this side of the road before it goes after the
> problem on
> > the other side of
> > the road. What we need to do is help him realize how
> stupid
> > he is acting by not
> > taking on his current problems before adding any new
> > problems.
> > OPRAH: Well, I
> > understand that
> > the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants
> to
> > cross the road so
> > badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his
> > mistakes and take falls,
> > which is a part of life, I'm going to give this
> chicken
> > a NEW CAR so that he can
> > just drive across the road and not live his life like
> the
> > rest of the
> > chickens.
> > ANDERSON
> > COOPER: We have reason
> > to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
> been
> > allowed to have access
> > to the other side of the road.
> > NANCY GRACE:
> > That chicken crossed
> > the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his
> eyes
> > and the way he
> > walks.
> > PAT BUCHANAN:
> > To steal the job of
> > a decent, hardworking American.
> > MARTHA
> > STEWART: No one called me
> > to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a
> standing
> > order at the
> > Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
> > to a certain level. No
> > little bird gave me any insider information.
> > DR SEUSS: Did
> > the chicken cross
> > the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
> chicken
> > crossed the road, but
> > why it crossed I've not been told.
> > ERNEST
> > HEMINGWAY: To die in the
> > rain, alone.
> > GRANDPA: In my
> > day we didn't ask
> > why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the
> > chicken crossed the road,
> > and that was good enough for us.
> > BARBARA
> > WALTERS: Isn't that
> > interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
> the
> > chicken tell, for the
> > first time, the heartwarming story of how it
> experienced a
> > serious case of
> > molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream
> of
> > crossing the
> > road.
> > ARISTOTLE: It
> > is the nature of
> > chickens to cross the road.
> > BILL GATES: I
> > have just released
> > eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will
> lay
> > eggs, file your
> > important documents and balance your checkbook.
> Internet
> > Explorer is an integral
> > part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more
> stable
> > and will never
> > reboot.
> > ALBERT
> > EINSTEIN: Did the chicken
> > really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
> the
> > chicken?
> > COLONEL
> > SANDERS: Did I miss
> > one?


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