The Americans with NO abilities Act... OMG

[Mr Bogus]

I thought this was a joke when I heard it on the radio.... IF there was any ever a doubt about the move to Socialism in this country, even the most liberal supporters might want to give this new law a read...

You can now have no ability and get raises, promotions and benefits EVEN if you DO NOT have any ability... Really I thought this was from the Onion..

The Americans With No Abilities Act

 

[99'busa]

PLEASE tell me this is a joke. lease:

"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey.

 

[mike1180]

Isn't it a statement that this type of outrageous stuff is so close to the truth that we have to read it all and then relax that it was just a joke?

Unfortunately joke or not, the idea is out and they just may seize on it as something they want to do.

 

[Red05]

???

 

[99'busa]

shoot. 1 out of 3 of my guys has always been "unable" where's MY tax credit

 

[mrsBusawhipped]

OMG, I could see if they were handicapped or mentally disabled, but stupid, NO.

 

[Mr Bogus]

PLEASE tell me this is a joke. lease:

This is dead serious... Pelosi is putting it through... thank you very much.. (you gotta read the opening lines..) I think this came from her " I wish I was president" dream book....




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[Pinky Winky]

Thank god thats just a joke...

 

[Mr Bogus]

Thank god thats just a joke...

today it is a joke.... give it a few more years...

 

[mrsBusawhipped]

Pelosi = crazy b....h!!!! Expect the unexpected with her.

 

[Pinky Winky]

today it is a joke.... give it a few more years...

Its ok Ive got my guns and I can live in the mountains if it gets to bad in our society.

 

[99'busa]

Its ok Ive got my guns and I can live in the mountains if it gets to bad in our society.

are there property taxes on cabins in the mountain

 

[mike1180]

Its ok Ive got my guns and I can live in the mountains if it gets to bad in our society.

are there property taxes on cabins in the mountain

No taxes.
There are however Abominable Snowmen.
They are illegal Aliens too, but have all the rights afforded real citizens, just like all illegals, so you will be a squatter on thier land (even though they didn't buy it and don't have title.)

 

[99'busa]

No taxes.
There are however Abominable Snowmen.
They are illegal Aliens too, but have all the rights afforded real citizens, just like all illegals, so you will be a squatter on thier land (even though they didn't buy it and don't have title.)

I live with illegals now. So whats the dif.

 

[mike1180]

I live with illegals now. So whats the dif.

None.
Get used to it.