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Dino

VERITAS - AEQUITAS
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A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but
there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be
accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol
and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim
extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
 
:rofl: I thought it was going to be the one where there were blanks in the gun and he had to shoot a relative or innocent person in the next room. If anyone hasn't heard that one I won't spoil the punchline and I can't remember the preface to set it up correctly. Oh well ???
 
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