A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department
is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your
qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test
that you must take before you can be accepted." Then,
sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six
Muslim extremists, six totally unreasonably liberal democrats, and a
rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want," says the
Sergeant. "When can you start?"
is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your
qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test
that you must take before you can be accepted." Then,
sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six
Muslim extremists, six totally unreasonably liberal democrats, and a
rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want," says the
Sergeant. "When can you start?"
