Talking About a BAD Day

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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right.
I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no
insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was
still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life.
And then you show up and drink the damn poison."
 
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