gurrera
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Things to think about. Enjoy,
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
195 lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks,
"Who does something like that?!?"
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just
give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out"..?
Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be
his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire
during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
inversely proportional to the severity of the **** storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If
you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not
all this, "How did you get in my house?" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's
clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
tattoos.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their
nose?
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally
hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge!"
Gurrera
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
195 lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks,
"Who does something like that?!?"
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just
give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out"..?
Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be
his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire
during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
inversely proportional to the severity of the **** storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If
you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not
all this, "How did you get in my house?" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's
clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
tattoos.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their
nose?
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally
hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge!"
Gurrera
