SQUIDs

Collection for the FAQ -- Hey ! what ever happened to that FAQ anyway?

Definitions:
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SQUID = "Super Quick Under Intense DeathWish"
......HORSE

SQUID = "Stupid Quick Unpredictable and Inevitably Dead"
......CaveDweller

"Flailer" = someone who trys to ride beyond
their abilitys and crashes or nearly crashes
from taking too many risks. ....Kirk

SQUID Gear and defs:
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"frame slider" = flashy helmet w/rider colors hanging
from the hook. He rides with it there in case
he needs it for serious riding. Most of the time
he leaves it on the hook. .....Some Guy in Florida

"Wimp Strips" = the outer part of your tires tread that is not scrubbed yet. ..... Kirk

"Passing lane" = any oncoming lane separated by a
double yellow line. .....Some Guy at Alices

SQUID Sayings:
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"SQUID, the other white meat" .....Ducmanic (LABusas)


SQUID Excuses:
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"Bike fell off the Stand" = "forgot to turn the front hard left
and put it in gear" or "Parked facing a downhill slope"
or "I own a Hayabusa"

"Lost the Front" = "I Panicked in the turn and grabbed the front brake" or "I never took the MSF course"

"It lowsided on me" = "I Panicked in the turn and hit the rear brake" or "I never took the MSF course"

"The bike highsided" = "I Panicked in the turn and hit the rear brake, then I panicked and let go" or "I never took the MSF course"

"Took the turn too Hot" = "I totally misjudged the turn and my capabilities"


[This message has been edited by CaveDweller (edited 27 July 2000).]
 
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