So I pop back in an decide to share some chuckles...

PACIFICBUSA

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May be a repost, maybe not...dunno. Just thought I'd share a laff and see how the family is doing. :hello: Hope you folks are all doing well!

Sooo...on to the chuckly stuff. :D



Understanding Women
At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.

Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).

You want = You want

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.

Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

(The answer to "What’s wrong?")

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an *******

I don’t want to talk about it = Go away, I’m still building up steam
 
Those are all SO true :rofl:




Good to hear from you Pac, I was thinking about you the other day, as I have not seen a post by you in quite a while.
Hope all is well :thumbsup:
 
At least it's not the SUPERSIZED one he used to have, now THAT was scary :laugh:
 
Hey, Pac! Good to see you again. Where ya been hidin' out?

Hope you're doing well, bro.

--Wag--
 
what's up PAC? glad to see you are still up and rolling...how is that boy doing? try not to let so much time pass before popping in again :beerchug:
 
Those are all SO true :rofl:




Good to hear from you Pac, I was thinking about you the other day, as I have not seen a post by you in quite a while.
Hope all is well :thumbsup:


Hey...thanks, man! All's well...so far. Hope everything continues that way. :please:
 
Long time no hear from.... How ya been?

P.

:beerchug:


Hey Postal!!! Yah...been long time. Things're ok...just trying to stay on track and not get lost living life.


Kinda interesting how things tend to go back to the latter, though. :beerchug:
 
What's up Brother :beerchug:

Nice of you to stop by :thumbsup:


My brother...how you been, man?!?! Been long time since we chatted...looks like yer doin quite well. :thumbsup:

Things been ok 'round here...just trying to stay focused and keep on track.
 
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