"Hello, is this the hotel manager of the Embassy Suites? Yes? I have a complaint! The couple next door in the Honyemoon Suite are laughing hysterically and doing burnouts in the living room!...Yes burnouts, you know peeling out...On a motorcycle!...How should I know how they got a motorcycle into the room!"
The morning after...the maid goes to the room and sees the mattress on the floor, goose feathers everywhere, empty nitrous bottle in the tub, the carpeting all bunched up against the wall and burnout marks on the floor in the shape of a smiley face.
rock on sled.. not to sound bleak.. but I had some huge cravings around 200 days quit.. of course I was almost squint eyed drunk and partying like it was cool. ... uhh.. well I guess it was cool. but you get the idea..
one puff away from a pack a day man. just remember it.