Should "i" get a hyaboosa?

[AMMotorsports]

Hello I will Be turning 16 in a month I have ridden bicycles for 6 years and have many blocks of riding expiriance, I currently drive my mother's geo metro(I got my learners permit). Damn that thing is FASSST!! I have never seen a real dirtbike or motorcycle up close but, I know I can handle it. My dad just gave me 11K and a want to be the fastest and bestest Motorcycler on the pllanet. So I have Decided to get A HYABOOSSTA. They look really fast and heard they go 300miles an hour. I rode in my friends 5.0, he had it modded to the max( lotsa stickerz and a huge exaust we got from a civic,FAST AND FURIOUS BABY!&#33

but the fastest we could get it was about 280 MPH. So I know I will Smoke Him on my new HYABUSTAA. Do You think this is the right bike for ME? Or is there a faster one out there?
signed
AnxioustosmokeFerraris

P.S. That's Me in the Middle, Awesome Huh?
WE Be STUNTAZ!!!!!!!




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[AMMotorsports]

Yall Want my autograpgh see'n az I'm a Icy Hot Stunta n'all
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[jmasin]

Ha ha...

You don't frequent the corvetteforum do ya? This is hte kind of stuff I expect over there!

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