1) My dad left my mom when I was 6 months old
2) from the age of 6 to 7 (about 1 year) I was in a full cast from the waste down on both legs due to a degenerative hip disease
3) I was taught how to french kiss by my baby sitter when I was 8 and kept going.
4) I was having sex by the time I was 11 because of being introduced to it at 8 by my baby sitter (to this day it still bums me out, I look back on it now and wished it never happened, while at the time I thought it was cool)
5) When I was 14 I back talked my mom, my dad hit me in the head and knocked me to the ground. As I looked up at him he kicked me in the head. At that point I was unable to move as he kicked me in the head a few more times.
6) When I was 15 I left home on my own, my mom gave me $40.00 and said if I got in trouble don’t call
7) Before I became a Christian I studied the art of black magic / witchcraft.
8) Before I became a Christian I long debated as to whether to follow a career path as a hit man. Becoming a Christian helped me not pursue that self destructive path which I am thankful for
9) I have read the Anarchist cook book
10) I have been shot in the eye, stabbed with a knife in the elbow, have had a shotgun chambered and pointed at the back of my head, I have cracked my head open, multiple broken ribs, had my right three fingers run over by a pair of ice skates nearly severing them all, I have had a screw driver stuck in my eye, (opposite the one I was shot in) I severed the nerve in one of my fingers on the left hand due to the fingers penetrating a glass bottle. I have had my left arm broke where both forearms were broke and the wrist was disjointed. I have had my thumb pop out of socket due to an accident and popped it back in myself, then it popped out again, then I popped it back in again, finally got to the hospital after putting it back in place 10 times, I have torn a rotator cuff and jacked up my ACL
11) I like scuba driving but have a fear of being eaten by sharks
12) I hate onions but like onion rings
13) After my first wife and I split up (her decision) I was so jacked up mentally I built an emotional wall and got to where I didn’t give a poop about anything, that was when I started bounty hunting for a few years (friends thought I had a death wish, looking back on it now, I probably did)
14) Every woman that I have ever been with, once I let my wall down and showed feelings, has taken my heart out, ripped it into shreds, stuck it into a blender, stomped on it and threw what was left tin my face, callusing and hardening it for the next future ex to come along. And each of the tormenting started with each one cheating on me. Every woman I have ever cared about has cheated on me when everything was going good. Blind sided every time
and I..... oh wait.. didn’t Michelle specifically tell me something???..... oh yeah, keep it short... sorry Michelle.. I’m done
Thanks Michelle!! felt good to vent. Have to let off steam every once in awhile
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