Share the worst thing you did...

[VaBusa]

For some us, this will be a lesson in remembering...

...taking my shoes off now so I can count...holy cow!  I've been out of school for 17 years!  Ahhhhhhhh!!!!

Worst thing I did got me kicked off the "Honor Society"...it was all Mike's fault...we decided it would be fun to drink Jack Daniels and take the long way to school, mixed with a Slurpee if I recall...yeah, yeah, REALLY stupid...but the EVEN DUMBER thing was that I insisted we should skip school that day, you know, go have fun at his parents' now empty house, but NOOOOOOO!!

We walk in the office for our tardy passes and the school secretary could smell liquor on us...yeah, "here's my sign"  

So, I get to English class and I sit there for oh, 3 minutes...just long enough to look at my friend Mollie and whisper in that "drunken whisper" voice "I'm so wasted", then my name is called over the loud speaker...I'm to report to the office...

I get there, and there's Mike and the principal laughing it up...after a few minutes of "you guys know better" and some "you're being sent home for 3 days  just before midterms begin", we swapped stupid stories with the principal.  The Superintendent wanted to suspend us for the remainder of the year, but our principal was cool and fought to get us both back in...I went on to graduate 6th in my class (keep the "there must have only been 7 students" jokes to yourself) and with honors, but alas, missed being a part of THE Honor Society...oh whoa is me...

What could my life have been?  

Okay, share 'em...

 I know you guys did stupid stuff...

 

[GJoker]

Worst thing I did was drop out in the 10th grade...



...sure I got my GED, but I do wish I would stuck it out and got the Diploma~

 

[VaBusa]

Worst thing I did was drop out in the 10th grade...



...sure I got my GED, but I do wish I would stuck it out and got the Diploma~

Okay, that's a bummer...I was thinking about kinda funny things...that's not so funny...

Thanks for bringing my thread down man...

I'm kidding...I'm glad you went on to get your GED though...I know a few people that didn't do that, and I know a few that graduated before the "no child left behind" sh*t...they're paying for it now...

 

[CorrodedAlien]

too many to list... I went to High School about 20 miles south of GJoker there... At the time I'd rather be at the beach or ...

 

[Devil Dog]

We had a pain in the ass "know it all' belligerant geek in our class....... One day in the locker room after swimming during PE....... we handcuffed him naked to the shower. Left him there for over an hour. Suspended for 3 days.

BTW.....my dad was

.

 

[busahaya]

I sharted on myself while trying to fart

 

[VaBusa]

We had a pain in the ass "know it all' belligerant geek in our class.......    One day in the locker room after swimming during PE....... we handcuffed him naked to the shower.  Left him there for over an hour.  Suspended for 3 days.

       BTW.....my dad was

.

 

[VaBusa]

I sharted on myself while trying to fart

I'm sorry man...but that sh*t is funny!

Okay, I'm done laughing...

If it makes you feel better, I did take a dive in the shallow end of a pool while, ummm, intoxicated and I scraped my face on the bottom, from my nose to my chin...oh, I looked good...yeah, may explain some things about me, huh? There, we've both been humiliated...

 

[GJoker]

Worst thing I did was drop out in the 10th grade...



...sure I got my GED, but I do wish I would stuck it out and got the Diploma~

Okay, that's a bummer...I was thinking about kinda funny things...that's not so funny...

Thanks for bringing my thread down man...

I'm kidding...I'm glad you went on to get your GED though...I know a few people that didn't do that, and I know a few that graduated before the "no child left behind" sh*t...they're paying for it now...

So sorry, Michelle... didn't mean to bring ya down, but it was the worst thing I did~

Funniest thing was.. well, I showed up for school one day and forgot to put my pants on! Was running late and rushed out the door~ Didn't even realize my mistake until the bell rang~ That's about the time I woke up and shut off my alarm... Whew... it was just a dream...  

I was so freaked out over it though... I hit the snooze button, hit the bong, and said fug it.. think I'll drop out today!  

 

[VaBusa]

Worst thing I did was drop out in the 10th grade...



...sure I got my GED, but I do wish I would stuck it out and got the Diploma~

Okay, that's a bummer...I was thinking about kinda funny things...that's not so funny...

Thanks for bringing my thread down man...

I'm kidding...I'm glad you went on to get your GED though...I know a few people that didn't do that, and I know a few that graduated before the "no child left behind" sh*t...they're paying for it now...

So sorry, Michelle... didn't mean to bring ya down, but it was the worst thing I did~

Funniest thing was.. well, I showed up for school one day and forgot to put my pants on! Was running late and rushed out the door~ Didn't even realize my mistake until the bell rang~ That's about the time I woke up and shut off my alarm... Whew... it was just a dream...  

I was so freaked out over it though... I hit the snooze button, hit the bong, and said fug it.. think I'll drop out today!  

Oh, I was just giving you a hard time...

"hit the bong"

 

[04busaVA]

...way to many to list...

never got suspended, but got detention alot...

oh, I did get arrested for being stupid in a school after hours, I just couldn't get enough..

long story short $2,500 restitution, 600 hours community service, probation till I was 18, grounded by the parental units for what seemed forever..

and for the not so serious acts of mischief...
...drank a 5th before school
...smoked before school
...rolled before school
...tripped before school
and still graduated with a 3.0

 

[VaBusa]

Now you're just bragging Martin!

600 hours!!!! WTF? Come on, what did you do for that one?

 

[zukracer]

I guess my worst, stupid funny thing was when a teacher just absolutely would not allow me to leave the room to go to the bathroom.  I mean I was at the breaking point of p'ssn my pants.  She said, "if you walk out of this classroom you are goin to be in detention for a month"  and I said ok, fine and walked right up beside her desk and unzipped.....started to "assume the position" to p in her trash can and she lost her shid

 freaked completely out and ordered me to leave the room.  I promptly went to the restroom and when I came out, the asst. principle was standing there with his head in his hands laughing his ass off

 


needless to say, we talked and I got one day of detention

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[VaBusa]

I guess my worst, stupid funny thing was when a teacher just absolutely would not allow me to leave the room to go to the bathroom.  I mean I was at the breaking point of p'ssn my pants.  She said, "if you walk out of this classroom you are goin to be in detention for a month"  and I said ok, fine and walked right up beside her desk and unzipped.....started to "assume the position" to p in her trash can and she lost her shid

 freaked completely out and ordered me to leave the room.  I promptly went to the restroom and when I came out, the asst. principle was standing there with his head in his hands laughing his ass off

 


needless to say, we talked and I got one day of detention

That is great! Too funny...

 

[04busaVA]

Now you're just bragging Martin!  

600 hours!!!!  WTF?  Come on, what did you do for that one?

alright....

On Saturday night some friends and I went to a field party behind the elementary school. After getting all tore up we walked up to the school and noticed an open window. We made our way in found the computer room and the library. And then someone found a fire extinguisher and started a water battle messed up the place pretty bad... not to mention someone helped them selves to a computer or two.

Needless to say we got caught a couple weeks later when someone started bragging about shid.... I'm definitely not proud of doing it and actually still regret it but it's in the past and I'm on the straight and narrow now.

 

[VaBusa]

There's always some joker that wants to brag, huh?

Martin's a BAD BOY...

We used to egg the school, steal the pay phone...set off alarms...never broke in though...

Man, I'm thinking I want my kids to just stay kids!

 

[jessup]

I threw a fetal pig off the roof of my school into the quad. Which propably had 100 or so people in it. It made a very nice splat... I was never caught. There is nothing funnier than vomiting Nuns.

 

[VaBusa]

...ewwwww jessup...

 

[1127 TO 1299]

I guess my worst, stupid funny thing was when a teacher just absolutely would not allow me to leave the room to go to the bathroom. I mean I was at the breaking point of p'ssn my pants. She said, "if you walk out of this classroom you are goin to be in detention for a month" and I said ok, fine and walked right up beside her desk and unzipped.....started to "assume the position" to p in her trash can and she lost her shid

freaked completely out and ordered me to leave the room. I promptly went to the restroom and when I came out, the asst. principle was standing there with his head in his hands laughing his ass off

needless to say, we talked and I got one day of detention

that's funny but I had a friend how had something similar but with #2. He kept going to the teacher and ask if he could go to the bathroom. After the 3rd time he passed in front of her and ran outside the class. Seconds later, there was a strong smell filling the class with brown spots on the floor everytime his left (or right) foot touch the floor.

 

[VaBusa]

...eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...poor kid...