September 19th - National Talk Like A Pirate Day

[HRHDi]

I know there are too many "National <blah, blah, blah> Days", but this one is fun. So, put on your eye patch and drop a few Arrrgghhhs! and Matey's into the conversation.

I'll start by telling my favorite dumb pirate joke.

What does a pirate call his friends?









Yo Ho Homies.

[Acehole]

Arrrgggg Matey!

[nickespi]

This is the worst day ever. Everyone knows that ninjas are better!

[Mr Bogus]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...

Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

[VaBusa]

That's every Friday around here

[Mr Bogus]

Why does a pirate go on holiday?

To get some ARRR and ARRR.



How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.


man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.

Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?


Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.


Interviewer: How did you get that hook?


Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.


Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?


Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.


Interviewer: And that put your eye out?


Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.

[busawife]

Where do Pirates go to get their coffee?

St-ARRR-bucks

What is a Pirate's favorite fast food place?

Aarrr-bys

I love this day...it is my fourth favorite holiday. (St. Patty's, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Talk like a Pirate Day)

[Big Red]

Shiver me timbers---I am a decendent of a real Caribbean pirate; Bartholomew Marucheau captain of the sloop Zephyre, had a fifty two man crew of sea rovers. His ship was captured by the Brittish off the coast of St Kitts in the eighteenth century.

[TXBusa05LE]

I need some Booty!

[Projekt]

Arrrr.... Arrr where's me parrot?

[LA Busa]

Its Halloween...

Kid dressed up as a pirate rings lady's doorbell and shouts "trick or treat".

Old lady answers the door and says "Ah, I see you are a pirate... So... where are your bucaneers?"

The kid, bag held outstretched before him says "they are on the sides of my buc'n head... now give me some buc'n candy!"

[VaBusa]

[Acehole]

Chat room is talkin like pirates!

acehole: aye aye matey...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
[2:00 pm] projekt: arrrrrrrggghhhh
[2:00 pm] racerV: wheres me rum?
[2:01 pm] projekt: where's me parrot?
[2:01 pm] acehole: shiver me timbers....its spongeBob
[2:01 pm] acehole: on ye shoulder...arrrggggggggg

[rlbowers3]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...

Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

I can't believe you stole my joke! What a PIRATE!!!

[rlbowers3]

This is the worst day ever. Everyone knows that ninjas are better!

How many NINJAS do you see with Hot Chicks??? Thats right, NONE!

PIRATES ROCK!!! it's in the

[nickespi]

How many NINJAS do you see with Hot Chicks??? Thats right, NONE!

PIRATES ROCK!!! it's in the

You don't see them because they're the quiet professionals! Take care over there.

[WWJD]

......



....... arr?

[Projekt]

Arrrgghhh... Me darn pegleg is chafing me stump.

[rlbowers3]

No Parlay for you, argh...