> Senior Wedding

[gurrera]

> Jacob, age 81 and Rebecca,age 80, living in
> Florida , are all
> excited about their decision to get married. They go
> for a stroll to
> discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a
> drugstore. Jacob suggests
> they go in.
>
>
>
>
> Jacob addresses the man behind the
> counter:
>
>
>
>
> "Are you the
> owner?"
>
>
>
>
> The pharmacist answers,
> "Yes."
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "We're about to get married.
> Do you sell heart
> medication?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist: "Of course, we
> do."
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "How about medicine for
> circulation?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist: "All
> kinds."
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for
> rheumatism?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist:
> "Definitely."
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "How about
> suppositories?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist: "You
> bet!"
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems,
> arthritis and
> Alzheimer's?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The
> Works."
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping
> pills, Geritol, antidotes
> for Parkinson's
> disease?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist:
> "Absolutely."
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and
> indigestion?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist: "We sure
> do."
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers
> and
> canes?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist: "All speeds and
> sizes."
>
>
>
>
> Jacob: "Adult
> diapers?"
>
>
>
>
> Pharmacist:
> "Sure."
>
>
>
> Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our
> Bridal
>
> Registry."



Gurrera

 

[RYC1966]

Didn't see that coming...still good though.

 

[newman]

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

Haha!