darth frosty
Registered
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well
waking up that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a
small present for me
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone
"Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the
kids.... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't
say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty
low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good
Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a
little bet ter th at at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to
lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would
go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's
such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back
to the office, Do We?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around
the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and
said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into t he
bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of
minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake,
followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
waking up that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a
small present for me
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone
"Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the
kids.... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't
say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty
low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good
Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a
little bet ter th at at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to
lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would
go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's
such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back
to the office, Do We?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around
the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and
said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into t he
bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of
minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake,
followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.