Rubbah is locked down... sick day

The scary thing is those vids are in alphabetical order!

        Bet you didn't have much to do with that ehh Rubb?  
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trust a fuggin' sKool teacher to notice that...

no Mikey,thats the mouse.

are you insinuatin' that Ol' Rubb dunt know which letters come after which.

I know the alphagetti. you tattoo'd bastid.
 
Good grief!  Haven't you heard of DVDs yet?  
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 Take up less space, give friends the illusion of coolness...
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Seriously, I'd like some whiskey please...it's been one of those days...not able to post like I usually do and I am caving under the pressure of falling behind...
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Set in his ways I guess! LOL!
 
Just got over that one myself.....didn't have to take time off work though ya pussy.
Hey.....pull yer arms in closer to ya too....yer not that big
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Just got over that one myself.....didn't have to take time off work though ya pussy.
Hey.....pull yer arms in closer to ya too....yer not that big
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o great,another tuff guy.

Pussy eh....well my cold
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is worse than yer cold...

so there.


Put my arms down....hee hee hee. I get that alot.
Thats actually not tuff-guy, or big giant lats...
its actually comfort. I cracked a couple vertabrae an' popped a couple discs, so if I walk around like Frankenstein's monster it hurts less. I actually ride like that too, back arched , chest out, chin up. It really helps.

I only took 5 days off work when that happened, beat that...MR. No-Time-Off.

When I shattered my foot, I used my 2 piece pool que as a cane an' walked down to the pub everyday for a week.
Then I got out a bread knife an' cut the fuggin' cast off.
Guess I should have kept it on longer than 10 days.

I come from a long line of so-callled tuff guys. My Dad walked home from the hospital an' went swimming 6 days after a quadruple by-pass operation.

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hav a good 1 Bill....summer is commin... an' were gonna hook -up.

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Just got over that one myself.....didn't have to take time off work though ya pussy.
Hey.....pull yer arms in closer to ya too....yer not that big
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o great,another tuff guy.  

 Pussy eh....well my cold
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is worse than yer cold...

    so there.


   Put my arms down....hee hee hee.   I get that alot.
Thats actually not tuff-guy, or big giant lats...
   its actually comfort.  I cracked a couple vertabrae an' popped a couple discs, so if I walk around like Frankenstein's monster it hurts less. I actually ride like that too, back arched , chest out, chin up.  It really helps.

    I only took 5 days off work when that happened, beat that...MR. No-Time-Off.  

   When I shattered my foot, I used my 2 piece pool que as a cane an' walked down to the pub everyday for a week.
 Then I got out a bread knife an' cut the fuggin' cast off.
Guess I should have kept it on longer than 10 days.

   I come from a long line of so-callled tuff guys.  My Dad walked home from the hospital an' went swimming 6 days after a quadruple by-pass operation.

     
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  hav a good 1 Bill....summer is  commin...  an' were gonna hook -up.
Oh sh*d...it's the "I'm tougher than you" talk...

Who has more testosterone? You or this amoeba...
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Just pop pills and enjoy the ride!

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You know what's tough?! Taking narcotics and getting behind the wheel...now THERE'S tough, damn it...
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blah...blah...blah...
 
Now Michelle's going to break out the "try squeezing a watermelon out of an orange sized hole" speech.
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Now Michelle's going to break out the "try squeezing a watermelon out of an orange sized hole" speech.
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I'm quite happy to report that I've NEVER pulled that speech on a guy...

There are more painful things in life besides giving birth...let's talk about marriage for starters...
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Um, I was just kidding honey...
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      Oh sh*d...it's the "I'm tougher than you" talk...

Who has more testosterone?  You or this amoeba...
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Just pop pills
I'll have you know, Miss Da-Mean-a

that I have 2 or 3 times the testosterone of an amoeba.

Butt whats even more important is that...

in my present state of intoxification....

I can still spell amoeba.


so there....
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AND, furthermore...and ORANGE sized hole implies something alltogether bad...

I'm shutting up now...for AT LEAST 20 seconds...tick tick tick tick tick
 
 


   
    
      Oh sh*d...it's the "I'm tougher than you" talk...

Who has more testosterone?  You or this amoeba...
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Just pop pills
I'll have you know,  Miss Da-Mean-a

  that I have 2 or 3 times the testosterone of an amoeba.

   Butt whats even more important is that...

   in my present state of intoxification....

   I can still spell amoeba.


   so there....
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Has it been 20 seconds yet?

Well, well mister rubyadown, I am VERY impressed with this aspect of your intoxication...very impressed indeed...
 
No Mr Rubb I'd never in-sin-u-ate nuttin like that.

and as fer as an ameba, i coulda almost be one.
 
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