Here's the 2 Main Rules:
1. If a copper is coming up behind you with lights on and siren blasting, assume he needs you to get out of the way. Please clear out and make room for him, do this by simply twisting the throttle until he is no longer in your rear view mirror. Then turn down a side street and pull in the first driveway you come to and park in the rear of a strangers house. Knock on the door and tell the home owners that you grew up in the house and you just wanted to stroll down memory lane.
2. If you are in the process of twisting the throttle and you run out of gas or your bike is acting up, just calmly pull to the side of the road. Then JUMP OFF your bike with quickness and shuffle for you license on the inside pocket of your jacket, the officer with appreciate the hustle. Be sure to run up to his car window at the same time you are getting you license for the kind officer. You want to make this process as easy as possible on the officer. One more thing, If you don't have your license or insurance on you but you are carrying a firearm, you may want to try and impress the officer with it, follow the same procedure as you would with you license and be sure and have it out for him to see, and please make a mad dash for his car window, cops like guns.