Refresher course on Life's Truths & Rules

[gurrera]

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy- but remember the sugar's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again!!!!

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them!!!
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Gurrera

 

[bussassin417]

 

[busabobh]

Never play cards with a man named DOC. Never eat at a place called MOM’s. Never fight with an ugly man he has nothing to lose.

 

[bigoltool]

Never sit through a dealer change!

 

[GAmedic]

1. Dont fart in a space suit.

2. Dont shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.

3. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.