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Cut her loose, post a detailed account of what happened and don't forget the pics..

Of course, that is just a suggestion to help make things easier.
 
+1 - Cut him loose!

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Just kidd'in! Women can't buy house with them and you can't - well you know you can't really have sex without them!?!?!? They kinda have our number!
 
+1111

Plenty of fish in the sea.[/QUOTE]

Good luck man...sorry to hear...when you feel in better spirits.....
I know it sucks..but life goes and THINK ABOUT ALL THE OPORTUNITIES!!!! and all the :moon::moon::whistle:

And were all here still!
 
it's good you didn't have any kids and have to pay child support in Cali...see? it could be worse. Been divorced twice, it sucks, but you get over it. You lucked out about not signing the house. Stay coooool.
 
I feel this is the appropriate reference for this situation

An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to
break up and she wants pictures of herself back.

So the Ranger does what any squared away Ranger would do. He went
around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women
he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the
following note:

"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one
that belongs to you and send the rest back.here.
 
Damnit dude, better to find out now before you went too far.

Now go make yourself feel better with a new piece of poon tang!!

:whistle:
 
Made this my ringback when my compulsive lying beauty went on xpills
and meth
 
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I feel this is the appropriate reference for this situation

An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to
break up and she wants pictures of herself back.

So the Ranger does what any squared away Ranger would do. He went
around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women
he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the
following note:

"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one
that belongs to you and send the rest back.here.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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