see i wasnt gonna give out the secret!!!
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is in the bathroom stall and runs out of TP. There is the woman in the stall next to her and Elaine asks..... "can you spare a square?"....
How about this one? Do you mount the roll so that the paper comes over the top to the front or out from the back??
So my cousin's 7 year old son came up to me today and asked why toilet paper squares were only "this" big (showed me with hands) and why paper towel squares were "this" big (again showing me with hands).
I didn't really know how to respond so I just told him a "7 year old" answer... "Well because toilet paper is for wiping something "this" big (showed him with my hands) and paper towels are for cleaning up stuff "this" big ( opening my arms up real big). "Oh" was his response and walked away. I was talking to my cousin when he entered the room a couple minutes later and said, "Shannon, so does grandma have to wipe with paper towels?" Talking about my cousins mother in law who was in the other room!
I about DIED!!!!!!
So My question is this... Why ARE toilet paper squares so small? Anyone actually only use 1 square?? I don't know a toilet paper strong enough for one square to surpass the "pokethrough" factor.
I'm getting queasy reading this thread. Who started it anyway? Find'em a TP their house!
I use the Three Shells .
1 square is enough.
You fold it in half and tear a small hole out of the middle.
You keep the small tear out.
You then insert your finger in through the hole.
You then commence to wipping the area.
You then clean off your finger with the square around your finger.
Then you take the small tear out and cleanout your finger nail.
If you are using more than 1 square you are contributing to the decline of the rain forests.