Punography - for Witty Wordsmiths only

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· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.






· When chemists die, they barium.






· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.






· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.






· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.






· How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.






· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.






· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.






· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.






· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .






· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.






· This dyslexic man walks into a bra .






· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.






· A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.






· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.






· What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..






· I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!






· Broken pencils are pointless.






· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.






· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool






· I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.






· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.






· All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.







· I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.






· Velcro - what a rip off!






· Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.






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busabeast

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egg-celent!

egg-specially the one about moses' tea!

egg-scuse me, i gotta go find some bacon now...:laugh:
 

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Bored are we?

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