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Four friends who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who
remained talked about their kids.
The 1st guy said "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the ladder. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate heirarchy. Now
he's the president of the company. He became so rich the he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The 2nd guy said "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become
a pilot. Eventually he became partner in the company, where he owns the
majority of its assets. He's so rich the he gave his best friend a brand new
jet for his birthday."
The 3rd man said "Well that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something nice and
expensive to his best friend on his birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion.
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked "What are all the congratulations for? One of
the three said "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of
our sons. What about your son?
The 4th man replied "My son is gay and makes a fair living dancing as a
stripper in a nightclub."
The three friends said "What a shame ...what a disappointment,"
The 4th man replied "No I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him, and
he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he received a
beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who
remained talked about their kids.
The 1st guy said "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the ladder. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate heirarchy. Now
he's the president of the company. He became so rich the he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The 2nd guy said "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become
a pilot. Eventually he became partner in the company, where he owns the
majority of its assets. He's so rich the he gave his best friend a brand new
jet for his birthday."
The 3rd man said "Well that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something nice and
expensive to his best friend on his birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion.
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked "What are all the congratulations for? One of
the three said "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of
our sons. What about your son?
The 4th man replied "My son is gay and makes a fair living dancing as a
stripper in a nightclub."
The three friends said "What a shame ...what a disappointment,"
The 4th man replied "No I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him, and
he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he received a
beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
