A man asks 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?' :grinning:
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.' :omg:
'But let me ask you something.' 'If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?':mad2:
'Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?':mad2:
'Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?' :mad2:
'Or, if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' :duh:
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?' :angry:
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't have.' :hmmm:
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish. Because I asked for Polish sausage?' :tantrum:
The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?' :grinning:
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.' :omg:
'But let me ask you something.' 'If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?':mad2:
'Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?':mad2:
'Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?' :mad2:
'Or, if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' :duh:
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?' :angry:
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't have.' :hmmm:
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish. Because I asked for Polish sausage?' :tantrum:
The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.
