Well, last saturday we got over 2' of rain in I dont know how many HOURS, so it flooded alot of roads around my house n I thought it would be a good idea to go splashing thru 2' of water in my Durango *dont worry, I do this all the time* (at least thats what I told Amy) I managed to knock out my Durango in 2+' of water when I slowed down too much in the storms saturday...which led to me abandoning truck n pickin up after flooding stopped-said floods also managed to crack thru my sub-basement floor and leak all over (sorry Jack- i know you loved that carpet n your bed in the kennel) *jack is my Great Dane, fyi* so that has finally dried out as of Tuesday night-still stinks cuz some old wood paneling is warped; guess its time for some remodeling, lol
So i finished bouncing sat. night, getting ready to go back n try to restart my truck (left it in someone's driveway, just above 3' deep lake that was the street) only to have some stupid-azz Papa John's Pizza delivery dork from tha hood backd out of the spot next to me n hit my new CR-V...I tried to yell and get his attention, n when I jumpd in front of his car so he couldn't pull out, he got snappy w/me...I tried not to insult him just wanted him to know he hit my car and Id like an apology but never got a chance to say it-he replied to the "hey you just hit my car" *the may have been a few expletives in there...* with "you wat me to bust yo f^&kn head open?" uhmm....all I got out was "WTF is your problem?" and he pulled the car forward, popped his trunk, and jumped out to grab..............
a golf club
a 3 wood, according to my boy who golfs-he was the one that snapped it into three pieces *o, did I forget to mention 3 of my boys from work were ALSO in that parking lot?
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when Papa John jerkoff turned around with the club, he was greeted by twins- twin 6' 5" , 240lb black guys (best brothers, in both meanings of the term, that I've ever worked with) followed immediately by ME, and another guy named Scott, only he's 6' 2", 220lbs...and teaches Kick Boxing for Duke Rufus Gym....for the last 10 years
thankfully *for the delivery driver's sake, and that of his fat-turd punkazz passenger* the police were making their rounds and rolled up after we had 'neutralized' the weapon, but before we'd done any major dmg to the goof troop.
Cops got statment from witness at all-night eatery right behind us that backed up everything we said, and I got my truck started when I got home, too
Moron walked away from the whole thing with one less 3 wood, a $75 Disorderly ticket, and a strong desire to NEVER park in that area EVER AGAIN.
So i finished bouncing sat. night, getting ready to go back n try to restart my truck (left it in someone's driveway, just above 3' deep lake that was the street) only to have some stupid-azz Papa John's Pizza delivery dork from tha hood backd out of the spot next to me n hit my new CR-V...I tried to yell and get his attention, n when I jumpd in front of his car so he couldn't pull out, he got snappy w/me...I tried not to insult him just wanted him to know he hit my car and Id like an apology but never got a chance to say it-he replied to the "hey you just hit my car" *the may have been a few expletives in there...* with "you wat me to bust yo f^&kn head open?" uhmm....all I got out was "WTF is your problem?" and he pulled the car forward, popped his trunk, and jumped out to grab..............
a golf club
a 3 wood, according to my boy who golfs-he was the one that snapped it into three pieces *o, did I forget to mention 3 of my boys from work were ALSO in that parking lot?
when Papa John jerkoff turned around with the club, he was greeted by twins- twin 6' 5" , 240lb black guys (best brothers, in both meanings of the term, that I've ever worked with) followed immediately by ME, and another guy named Scott, only he's 6' 2", 220lbs...and teaches Kick Boxing for Duke Rufus Gym....for the last 10 years
thankfully *for the delivery driver's sake, and that of his fat-turd punkazz passenger* the police were making their rounds and rolled up after we had 'neutralized' the weapon, but before we'd done any major dmg to the goof troop.
Moron walked away from the whole thing with one less 3 wood, a $75 Disorderly ticket, and a strong desire to NEVER park in that area EVER AGAIN.
