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Divorce, Custody and Pepsi

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet
and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into
this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his
side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes
out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, he won.
 
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