Old Guy Joke of the Year

[gurrera]

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-****!

 

[TWT racer]

Doh !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dadofthree]

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

 

[frisbee]

 

[Busa1166]

 

[jphilipson]

My favorite old guy joke:

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.

One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee."

An 80-year-old man says: "My case is worse. I get up at 8 a.m. and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The 90-year-old man says: "Not me. At 7 a.m. I pee like a horse and at 8 a.m. I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" asked the others.

"I don't wake up until 9:00."

 

[stretchabusa]

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-****!

That's too close to home

 

[newman]

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