Old Farmers Advice





Skywalker

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* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and
bull-strong. *

*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*

*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere
tractor.*

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered
...not yelled.*

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner
than you.*

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.*

* Every path has a few puddles.*

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.*

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna
happen anyway.*

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.*

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best
answer.*

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older
and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.*

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering
you none.*

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a
Rain dance.*

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
stop diggin'*

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.*

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to
deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.*

* Always drink upstream from the herd.*

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a
lotta that

comes from bad judgment.*

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than
puttin' it back in.*

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.*

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
*Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.*
--
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he'll just kill you.

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