Ok, so this guy buys a used Harley...

BulletTrain

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There's this guy who is in the market for a used motorcycle. Always
wanted a nice big hog. One day he comes across a beautiful classic
Harley with a "for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to
find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner
and says, "This bike is beautiful!! I'll take it, but you must tell me how
you keep it in such good shape." "Well," says the owner, "It's pretty
simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to
rain, rub vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from moisture. In
fact, since you're buying it, I won't need this jar of Vaseline, so you
might as well have it too." So he buys the bike and off he goes.

He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend and that night they decide to
go over to her parents house. It's the first time he was going to meet
them and figures the bike will make a big impression. Before they went
in, the girl says, "Honey, I gotta tell you something about my parents
before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person
who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes. "No problem," he
says and in they go. The boyfriend is astounded, right smack in the
middle of the living room is a HUGE stack of dirty dishes. In the family
room, dirty dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact,
everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, he decides to take
advantage of the situation. Without saying a word, he grabs his
girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make it on the dinner table. Of
course, no one said a word. He thinks, "Her mom is kinda cute." So he
grabs her and has his way with her too. No one said a word again!!
Then, he notices it started to rain, so he better take care of his
Harley. He pulls out the jar of Vaseline. Just then the father stands
up and shouts, "ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO THE F*CKING DISHES!!!!"

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