oil shortage….why?

gurrera

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.









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Well, there's a very simple answer.









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Nobody bothered to check the oil.









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We just didn't know we were getting low.









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The reason for that is purely geographical.









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Our OIL is located in:









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ALASKA









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California









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Coastal Florida









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Coastal Louisiana









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Coastal Alabama









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Coastal Mississippi









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Coastal Texas









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North Dakota









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Wyoming









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Colorado









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Kansas









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Oklahoma









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Pennsylvania









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And









Texas









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Our dipsticks are located in DC









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Any Questions?









NO? Didn't think So.









Gurrera
 
Man, this resonates so much with me. A few months ago, I had a dipstick thread posted, explaining how my stock dipstick got stuck and broke off. The only real solution was to get rid of stock dipstick altogether, and get an aftermarket dipstick. Something to think about.... :laugh:
 
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