(TIMMYDUCK @ Sep. 08 2006,07:35)
(WWJD @ Sep. 07 2006,16:56) I don't get it. Maybe I am more of a freak than I already believe that I am. Will SOMEONE please explain to me WHY her issues are worth national broadcasting? ...please... I'm serious... I do not understand. Pretend I am an Alien - and try to explain it to me
Dear Alien :
The reason Paris Hilton is deemed news worthy is because of the vast amount of money she is projected to inherit.
Her family predecessors built a giant hotel chain. and made billions of dollars.
So as the heir to this fortune,she is widely admired by the trailer park, welfare collecting leeches in our society and there #'s are increasing each day.
So as they sit in front of the Boob Tube ( Television)
They are bombarded with marketing ploys ( commercials)
that direct them as to how to spend their goverment stipends ( Welfare checks) .
I hope this clears up your question, and don't worry if you attack our plant and win, they will suck you dry too.