It's about time somebody got around to the dirty work of taking care of Big "The Shnizlle" Bird. He's been a front for a terrorist cell for decades right under our noses under the guise of "educating" our youth!!! Although never verified, his purported headquarters on Sesame Street is only one of his many operational facilities. Other notable centers of operation include Toys R Us, which he infiltrated shortly after taking marshalling his notorious Sesame Street Crew, and, in more recent years, his presence can be found througout the internet at Amazon.com, Ebay.com, etc. His influence is FRIGTENING. We now KNOW that, with the help of his Crew, he has been teaching letters, numbers and good manners to children from all walks of life. All that is required to join the Big Bird Batallion is a TV or a computer with an internet connection.
As you can see, we have a serious threat to our way of life with this "bird". It is up to ALL of us to take action, rise up and quell this fraud, this charlatan, this CORRUPTOR of our youth before it's too late!
Remember, all this is required for evil to succeed is for good men (and birds) to do NOTHING and The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants!
Oh, one more thing:
And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom.
At least we got the little guy (Bin Laden). Or did we?
Overheard on the return flight from operation "Get Binny": Now where did we put that body? ???