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So this morning, i get up to my normal cup of coffee and the newspaper, and, of course a cig. I decide that since my buddy's GSXR600 is sitting on the back of my truck, I'll go out and check to make sure it's all ready to go to be traded in on a GSXR1000 (yeah, i know...i tried...)
So anyway, i slide the sliding glass door open to go out, not noticing Jobu, out Serval, is sitting by the glass all wound up. it turns out, there was a duck in the yard. I didn't see the duck, and the duck for DAMN sure didn't see Jobu. Now, a Serval is capable of running faster than any land animal but a Cheetah, so once he got by me and out the door, it didn't take long to seal the fate of our pal, Mr Duck. Needless to say, I had a hell of a big mess in the back yard. And Jobu needed a bath.
So much for a relaxing morning...
So anyway, i slide the sliding glass door open to go out, not noticing Jobu, out Serval, is sitting by the glass all wound up. it turns out, there was a duck in the yard. I didn't see the duck, and the duck for DAMN sure didn't see Jobu. Now, a Serval is capable of running faster than any land animal but a Cheetah, so once he got by me and out the door, it didn't take long to seal the fate of our pal, Mr Duck. Needless to say, I had a hell of a big mess in the back yard. And Jobu needed a bath.
So much for a relaxing morning...