No speakah de english

Djxtrodinaire

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A bus stops and two Italian men got on. They sat down and engaged in an animated conversation.
the lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she heard one of them say the following:

'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She Retorted indignantly. 'In t his country, we don't speak aloud on Public Places about our sex lives,'

'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi ','



$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

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I owe you $5 as well, but since I work for an HMO I will say that the allowed amount for services is $2 and then deduct any patient copay from the allowed. Whatever is left, you will receive a check if your clain has been processed correctly.

Sorry - I couldn't help myself with sarcasm about my job.
 
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