Nine words women use

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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE



(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.=2 0(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of sayingyou are in big trouble.


(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
 
so the other day i got a #3 followed shortly by a #5 and then a #8 and #9 back to back, then she finally said 1 and 6...i think Im in the clear now:laugh:
 
Omar you are DA MAN. Who needs to read "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" when we have OMAR. Heck I am in the minority at work. 3 guys, 9 women. We even hear those are work. Wardie :thumbsup:
 
Utopia would be a world in which women communicated their exact desires and frustrations directly.. Utopia is a myth.
 
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