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monster

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Mildred, (93), was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's
old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since
it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact
location.

"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your
left breast Why do you ask?"

Mildred hung-up without answering. Later that night Mildred was admitted
to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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Wow, you dropped low for that one!
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I actually had to think about that one for a minute!

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So, on the same subject.

What does an 80 year old woman have that an 18 year old women doesnt have?









A belly button between her breasts!!!!!!
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