Need some advice

BigSimp

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I don't really want to put this out there, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her to be dropped off, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never discussed the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and valve cover.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a shop?
 
LOL. I was feeling bad until the last paragraph. Take it to the shop and get your head examined.
 
lol nice. At first I was like
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Duuuude. That was good. I was about ready to post the Cheaters! 800 number for you.
 
Rear head? <span style='color:red'>HARLEY ALERT HARLEY ALERT HARLEY ALERT</span>
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