My bike


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>A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving
>his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives
>when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to
>speak English.
>So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
>He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
>The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
>The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and he
>points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
>Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
>The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
>hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a
>couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
>The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a
>The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
>The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
>teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how
>could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
>The chief replied, "My bike."
Dont know how I posted this twice