Money!

[TheAtomicAss]

Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.

So how can a person with no morals, no dignity, and no conscience make some money in this world?

Thought about robbing a bank, but that's too much hassle.

And I don't go in for the whole, "man-love for dollars" stuff. Sorry Ben.

I have a hankering for having my bills paid off this week, having a Busa parked in my garage next week, and having some spare green in the bank. What can I do to put $30K in my bank account tonight.

Anyone I can blackmail?

Anyone need some, "goods" delivered across state lines?

Break into, and steal from the residence of, Michael Moore. (Really leaning towards this idea, as I can't stand rich socialists).

Suggestions? And don't be shy, I won't knock it until I've tried it.

[Wag]

Sell a kidney. (black market, of course)

Make donations at a sperm bank.

Become a gigolo.

I dunno.

--Wag--

[KROOZER]

(Wag @ Sep. 29 2006,08:24) Make donations at a sperm bank.

How much are they paying now? Im ready  

[BUSA_CHeMiST]

(KROOZER @ Sep. 29 2006,09:16)

(Wag @ Sep. 29 2006,08:24) Make donations at a sperm bank.

How much are they paying now? Im ready  

ive seen some as high as 50-75 a donation....did plasma twice a week during college, that paid for the beer for the weekend....

[TheAtomicAss]

Selling parts of my blood.

It's a start. How much does plasma go for?

And jerking off is definitely a fine-honed skill for me...

Can you do both, and still work 50-60 hours a week without collapsing?

[yamahor]

(TheAtomicAss @ Sep. 29 2006,19:10) Selling parts of my blood.  

It's a start.  How much does plasma go for?

And jerking off is definitely a fine-honed skill for me...  

Can you do both, and still work 50-60 hours a week without collapsing?

DAMMIT!!! BAD mental image!!! You bastid!!!

[omslaw]

[TheAtomicAss]

(yamahor @ Sep. 30 2006,00:39)

DAMMIT!!! BAD mental image!!! You bastid!!!

What?! It's not like I'm going to be jerking off while I give plasma...

[chrisjp]

here is a thought...think of something nobody else is doing and there is a need for it and sell it.....most have made their money by doing just that

[TheAtomicAss]

Already have that. But I have no money for a prototype, thus, I'm back at square one.

[Wag]

Ya have to learn how to solicit OPM. Pray to the Google god on capital generation, venture capitalists, business formation, SBA loans, etc. etc. See what you can come up with.

Or you could sell space on your forehead so advertisers can tattoo their message on your scalp!

--Wag--

[Projekt]

So uhm where do you live? I need some stuff done in the US and am willing to pay accordingly.

[TheAtomicAss]

(Projekt @ Sep. 30 2006,13:51) So uhm where do you live? I need some stuff done in the US and am willing to pay accordingly.

In Ohio, and willing to travel accordingly.

[Lamb busa]

Do some really stupid and dangerous stunts while being videotaped and sell it to a movie company!

[Lamb busa]

motorcycle stunts!!!
Evel Knievel made a fortune doing these.  Attach a parachute to your back and try to cross the snake river,  You can get you bike going pretty fast

...........................................build a big ramp and sell it to T.V............................................................................. who wouldn't want to see that?

[TheAtomicAss]

Still requires initial funding, which I have not.

[TheAtomicAss]

Where is Satan, btw? I'm not really using my soul anyway...