Mark you calendars...

MO-BUSA

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>>> MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY.
>>>
>>> AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO
>>>SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT
>>>SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN
>>>ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED
>>>OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR
>>>IS RECOMMENDED.
>>>
>>> FOR THIS ANTI -TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION
>>>THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE
>>>NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE
>>>WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN
>>>WOMEN.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
>>>6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
>>>SENTIMENT.
>>>
>>> THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT
>>>TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST
>>>ACTIVITY.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
 
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If it's going to be a good turnout, then I will take off work this Saturday and participate...
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Sounds like something that needs to happen regularly for confirmation.
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Awww man... it's all old people on my block... they'll be tripping over their stuff... Except that mid twenties chick down the road.

Must make sure she gets the message.
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Did I read this right, if I see my wife naked I must commit suicide? Calling her now to tell her to put on an extra layer of cloths before I get home just in case!
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