Recently a young man died from eating dog biscuits. Several months ago, the man accidentally bit into a dog biscuit and liked the taste. He started eating dog biscuits as a regular snack since they were inexpensive and tasted good. When his friends found out about his new habit they told him to stop fearing for his health. His best friend took him to his doctor and the doctor told him to stop eating dob biscuits immediately or he would put his helth in danger. Several days later he was found dead in his apartment. The medical examiner concluded he died as a direct result of earing dog biscuits. While lying on his living room couch eating a dog biscuit and watching TV, the man tried to lick his balls , rolled off the couch and broke his neck.
