gurrera
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> > Food for thought.........
> >
> > 1. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
> >
> > 2. Everyone has a photographic memory; some don't have film.
> >
> > 3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
> >
> > 4. On the other hand you have different fingers.
> >
> > 5. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
> >
> > 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
> >
> > 7. When the chips are down the buffalo is empty.
> >
> > 8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
> >
> > 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> >
> > 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
> >
> > 11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
> > misquoted, then used against you.
> >
> > 12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
> >
> > 13. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
> >
> > 14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
> >
> > 15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
> >
> > 16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
> > and blamed it on the cost of living.
> >
> > 17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> > something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> >
> > 18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
> > end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
> >
> > 19. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Gurrera
> >
> > 1. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
> >
> > 2. Everyone has a photographic memory; some don't have film.
> >
> > 3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
> >
> > 4. On the other hand you have different fingers.
> >
> > 5. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
> >
> > 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
> >
> > 7. When the chips are down the buffalo is empty.
> >
> > 8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
> >
> > 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> >
> > 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
> >
> > 11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
> > misquoted, then used against you.
> >
> > 12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
> >
> > 13. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
> >
> > 14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
> >
> > 15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
> >
> > 16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
> > and blamed it on the cost of living.
> >
> > 17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> > something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> >
> > 18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
> > end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
> >
> > 19. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Gurrera
