Lawyer Humor

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TATTOO'D WHITE TRASH
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The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from

the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid

the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the

meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual

income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to

charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community

through the United Way?"



The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research

also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and

she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"



Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children.

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring a huge array of private tutors?"



The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea."



And the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"
 

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