KY jelly anyone???

smokingness69

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this may seemed a little screwed up to some of you and i expect to get some smart ass remarks but here goes...i was gettin it on with my girl lastnight :devil: and in the process of lubing it up with some KY liquid, i started to think, could this be used to lube the chain on my bike? i like to keep the parts on my bike clean and i hate it when i put regular oil on the chain and it slings off everywhere getting the rear of the bike dirty agian. so anyway does anyone know if it would be a good idea to put that ky liquid stuff on the chain or is there any other chain lube which is clear and wouldnt dirty up the bike when it slings off?
 
well you know if your with your woman and your thinkin bout the busa....you know who turns you on more don't you?:laugh:
 
I dunno about KY JElly...You might want to try Wett or Wett Light!!! Those might work better on your chain...

You sick sick pup!
 
Nope; KY will not work. It washes off with water. Oil and water doesn't mix, that is why oil goes on the chain :)

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OMG I bow down finnally met a person who is sicker than I am. LOL I use chainwax (on my bike not my girl although I love the smell) It has a lighter color than others and the mess is not as noticeable. Plus I have found if you go for a ride get your chain warm come in spray it down overnight and let it harden up on the chain before riding again it doesnt sling off hardly at all. I also clean my chain with WD-40 it gets to be a long process but I do not buy a cheap chain so maintenance is better than replacing the chain and sprockets.
 
maybe i think about my bike more is because it doesnt bitch at me all the time :mad:. she always tells me i put my bike b4 her. what can i say...i just love my bike...its a busa...nothing else comes close.
 
WD-40 to clean, chain wax to protect. After the wax sets up and the carrier evapoprates it stays put better than anything. Plus it does not leave a nasty mess on the swingarm/frame/wheel.
 
where can i get chain wax at. also im not worried about the ky being water soluable. i dont ride the bike through water or in rain. i just needed to know if it would have any adverse effects on the rubber o rings in the chain.
 
Manual says Kerosene to clean. I use chain wax for lube, less mess! And yes you are a very appropriately sick man!
JT! :tounge:
 
KEEP THE KY IN THE BEDROOM AND DON'T EXPLAIN HOW YOU USE IT.As for keeping a new chain clean and not messy you can use WD-40 I use Suzuki chain lube and Wd still messy until I tried this.Recently my friend Doug of Creative Cycles(little plug he does great work)showed me his BUSA and I asked how do you keep the chain and bike so clean.He uses Pledge yes that household cleaner its straight carnuba oil and wax it works.



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Hope you don't mix your busa with your gf one night being that distracted :tounge: ;) :laugh: could hurt!
 
yea try explaining how you got you *#%$ stuck in the chain :super:
wonder if the emergency room peeps have seen that one :super:
 
JUst make damn sure you do not clean the Wife or GF with WD-40 / Kerosene by accident... You Definitely won't be able to ride for awhile.
 
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