Just a Little Gun Owners Humor

[Skywalker]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert
shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have "paint and weed day" and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!
BANG! BANG !

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hydrashocks?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

 

[Ranger]

You could have stopped when you said Islamic terrorist, I had my answer then...Rattatat-tat

 

[DaCol.]

I think this is DISGUSTING !!!!!!!











Why shouldn't she let you take it to the Taxidermist

 

[Polizzi02]

 

[Joker]

Redneck's Bang...Bang sound like Florida

 

[proud dad]

 

[macon454]

 

[semperfi]

Like we said in The Corps, "Happiness is a belt fed weapon".

 

[street racer]

At the range portion of my CCW class the instructor hung up a paper target of Osama Bin Laden and taught us the Mozambique. Two to the chest and then up with one between the eyes. Stops em everytime !

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[FastBusa]

 

[Fastfrog007]

if i shoot do i have to stay and help clean up the mess? Who cares, its shootin time!!

 

[AJAY]

 

[ditchdr]

not my fault he brought a knife to a gun fight...

 

[StromBusa]

 

[skydivr]

You got that s&*t right

 

[Mrs.Rubber2Burn]

That is hilarious.

I am with the wife, no it ain't going to the taxidermist cause I don't want the head mounted on one of the walls in my house.

 

[dozer919]

hand the gun to your son, "here boy, its cherry poppin time....."

get some!