>
> > >
> > > Jokes to Offend just about Everyone:
> > >
> > > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> > >
> > >
> > > Juan on Juan
> > >
> > >
> > > What is a Yankee?
> > >
> > > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> > >
> > >
> > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
> > >
> > > The position of the dirt bag
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Why is divorce so expensive?
> > >
> > > Because it's worth it.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
> > >
> > >
> > > Doughnuts
> > >
> > >
> > > Why is air a lot like sex?
> > >
> > >
> > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
> > >
> > >
> > > What do you call a smart blonde?
> > >
> > >
> > > A golden retriever.
> > >
> > >
> > > What do attorneys use for birth control?
> > >
> > >
> > > Their personalities.
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> > >
> > >
> > > 10 years and 45 lbs
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> > >
> > > 45 minutes
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> > >
> > > Through his chest with a sharp knife
> > >
> > >
> > > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> > >
> > > They can't stand criticism.
> > >
> > >
> > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
> > > caring, and good-looking?
> > >
> > > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> > >
> > >
> > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
> > >
> > >
> > > Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> > >
> > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
> > > intention
> > > of driving.
> > >
> > >
> > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> > >
> > > Because they have cotton balls.
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> > >
> > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> > >
> > >
> > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> > >
> > >
> > > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> > >
> > > Mace will do that to you
> > >
> > >
> > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> > >
> > > Everyone has the same DNA.
> > >
> > >
> > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the
> > > car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > >
> > >
> > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> > >
> > >
> > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> > >
> > > A different bar.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
> > >
> > > They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
> > >
> > >
> > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter
> > > than the other?
> > >
> > > A speech impediment
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern
> > > zoo?
> > >
> > >
> > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
> > > the cage along with... "a recipe."
> > >
> > >
> > > How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> > >
> > >
> > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a
> > > southern fairy tale?
> > >
> > > A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time .." -
> > > A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this
> > > s**t....
>
>
>
>
>
> > >
> > > Jokes to Offend just about Everyone:
> > >
> > > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> > >
> > >
> > > Juan on Juan
> > >
> > >
> > > What is a Yankee?
> > >
> > > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> > >
> > >
> > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
> > >
> > > The position of the dirt bag
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Why is divorce so expensive?
> > >
> > > Because it's worth it.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
> > >
> > >
> > > Doughnuts
> > >
> > >
> > > Why is air a lot like sex?
> > >
> > >
> > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
> > >
> > >
> > > What do you call a smart blonde?
> > >
> > >
> > > A golden retriever.
> > >
> > >
> > > What do attorneys use for birth control?
> > >
> > >
> > > Their personalities.
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> > >
> > >
> > > 10 years and 45 lbs
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> > >
> > > 45 minutes
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> > >
> > > Through his chest with a sharp knife
> > >
> > >
> > > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> > >
> > > They can't stand criticism.
> > >
> > >
> > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
> > > caring, and good-looking?
> > >
> > > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> > >
> > >
> > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
> > >
> > >
> > > Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> > >
> > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
> > > intention
> > > of driving.
> > >
> > >
> > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> > >
> > > Because they have cotton balls.
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> > >
> > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> > >
> > >
> > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> > >
> > >
> > > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> > >
> > > Mace will do that to you
> > >
> > >
> > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> > >
> > > Everyone has the same DNA.
> > >
> > >
> > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the
> > > car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > >
> > >
> > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> > >
> > >
> > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> > >
> > > A different bar.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
> > >
> > > They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
> > >
> > >
> > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter
> > > than the other?
> > >
> > > A speech impediment
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern
> > > zoo?
> > >
> > >
> > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
> > > the cage along with... "a recipe."
> > >
> > >
> > > How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> > >
> > >
> > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> > >
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a
> > > southern fairy tale?
> > >
> > > A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time .." -
> > > A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this
> > > s**t....
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