jokes about blond guys

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A blond guy is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging
by his feet.
"JUST WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

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An Italian tourist asks a blond guy: "Why do scuba divers always fall
backwards
off their boats?"
To which the blond guy replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in
the boat."

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A blond guy is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:
"Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...
it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

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A blond guy sees a letter lying on his doormat.
Printed on the envelope is "DO NOT BEND ."
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blond guy shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

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A friend told the blond guy: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blond guys find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a
police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phoned her blond neighbor guy and said: "Close your curtains the
next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching
and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blond man replied: "Ha ha ha; the joke's on all of you because
I wasn't even at home yesterday!



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