Joke: What\'s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

[OB_Gary]

The location of the Dirt Bag :-)

Having owned a harley, I can only say, I resemble that!

 

[OB_Cisco San Jose]

Harley you get your money back when you sell it,the same amount as you payed for it or more unless you own a 883 sporter.Hoovers will go as far as the electric cord and a Harley will take you where you want to go even if it is slow.

[This message has been edited by Cisco San Jose (edited 06 February 2000).]

 

[OB_busTa Kaw]

They will take you as far as you need to go as long as you have enough oil to compensate for the oil leaks.

 

[Guest]

The Hoover will certainly suck faster

 

[OB_ROCKMAN]

I thought it was a Hoover only holds 1 dirtbag...

 

[OB_Squid Vicious]

Harley Davidson = Hardly Ableson. Also take note---95% of all Harleys made are still on the road...the other 5% made it home.

 

[Guest]

If you get them together and line them up, I want to put money on the Hoover.

 

[OB_KawAbuser]

Not as fast as the scooter tramp on the back.

 

[OB_THE MOTORHEAD]

hoovers suck harleys blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OB_falcon fool]

What does a harley and a hound dog have in common?? They both like to ride in the back of a pickup truck!

 

[viol8r]

Tape, wire, bolts, you should see the parts some of those guys got in their saddle bags. I could ALMOST take my bike apart and put it back together on the side of the road.
You guys are joking but I'm not.

 

[OB_falcon fool]

Ride a Harley
Ride the best,
ride a mile,
And push the rest!!

 

[OB_turbo1300]

A Marine Colonel, on his way home from work at the Pentagon, came to a
dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse
than
usual. Nothing's moving." He notices a police officer, walking back
and
forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks,
"Excuse me Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "The President of the United States is so depressed
about the thought of moving to New York with Hillary that he stopped his
motorcade in the middle of the Beltway, and he's threatening to douse
himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates
him
and that he doesn't have the money to pay for their new house. I'm
walking
around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you collected?"

"So far, only about three hundred gallons, but there's a lot of folks
still
siphoning!"

 

[OB_Jamie]

Think of the skill you have to have to reach into the saddle bag, pull out a wrench and tighten up that motor mount while cruising along at 60mph.

That's why I don't have a Harley, I admit it, I'm not that cordinated.

 

[OB_Jamie]

After posting that it just occured to me that I saw a picture of Omega sitting on his hog. Is that guy a truck or what? What do you weigh 250? 260?

Jamie

 

[viol8r]

I just carry an adjustable and a screwdriver(combination)in my back pocket

 

[OB_jr7501]

Why do Harley riders always run in packs? Parts availability!