>>> > Sex With Tiger Woods
>>> >
>>> > A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
> consummate
>>> > their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,
"I have a
>>> > confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
>>> >
>>> > The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this
day and age."
>>> >
>>> > The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one
guy."
>>> >
>>> > "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
>>> >
>>> > "Tiger Woods."
>>> >
>>> > "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
>>> >
>>> > "Yeah."
>>> >
>>> > "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why
you went to bed
>>> > with him."
>>> >
>>> > The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are
done, > the
>>> > husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
>>> >
>>> > "What are you doing?" asks the wife.
>>> >
>>> > The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call
room service and > get
>>> > something to eat."
>>> >
>>> > "Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>> >
>>> > "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>> >
>>> > "He'd come back to bed and do it a second
time."
>>> >
>>> > The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make
love a
>>> > second time.
>>> >
>>> > When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
>>> >
>>> > "Now what are you doing?" She asks.
>>> >
>>> > The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going
to get room service
>>> > to get something to eat."
>>> >
>>> > "Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>> >
>>> > "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>> >
>>> > "He'd come back to bed and do it again."
>>> >
>>> > The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes
love one > more
>>> > time.
>>> >
>>> > When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself
over to the > phone
>>> > and starts to dial.
>>> >
>>> > The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>>> >
>>> > "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's
par for this damn
>>> > hole!"
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
> consummate
>>> > their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,
"I have a
>>> > confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
>>> >
>>> > The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this
day and age."
>>> >
>>> > The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one
guy."
>>> >
>>> > "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
>>> >
>>> > "Tiger Woods."
>>> >
>>> > "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
>>> >
>>> > "Yeah."
>>> >
>>> > "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why
you went to bed
>>> > with him."
>>> >
>>> > The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are
done, > the
>>> > husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
>>> >
>>> > "What are you doing?" asks the wife.
>>> >
>>> > The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call
room service and > get
>>> > something to eat."
>>> >
>>> > "Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>> >
>>> > "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>> >
>>> > "He'd come back to bed and do it a second
time."
>>> >
>>> > The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make
love a
>>> > second time.
>>> >
>>> > When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
>>> >
>>> > "Now what are you doing?" She asks.
>>> >
>>> > The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going
to get room service
>>> > to get something to eat."
>>> >
>>> > "Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>> >
>>> > "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>> >
>>> > "He'd come back to bed and do it again."
>>> >
>>> > The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes
love one > more
>>> > time.
>>> >
>>> > When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself
over to the > phone
>>> > and starts to dial.
>>> >
>>> > The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>>> >
>>> > "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's
par for this damn
>>> > hole!"
>>> >
Now that is funny right there!!
