Joke of today

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Ole Joe walks in to the Doctors office and says "Doc, I need a triple dose of Viagra" the Dr replies and says "no Joe, I can NOT allow you a triple dose, no way"
But I need it and need it bad says Joe. The Doc asks why do you need it so bad? Joe goes on to explain and says my Girlfriend is coming in to town on friday, my ex wife is coming in on saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday, you see, I've got to have that triple dose! Well.... reluctant the Doctor says ok, but you better come in on monday morning so I can check you up for side effect and make sure you're ok, got it? Monday morning ole Joe drags himself in to the Doctors office with his right arm in a sling and exhausted. The Doc says "goodness man, what happened?! Joe replies "no one showed up !..."
 
my wife got me a prescription for Viagra once... but i had a allergic reaction to it... wore the skin right off my hand. so i threw them down the well....the pump handle wouldn't go down for a week!!
 
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